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Post by DC3Td on Dec 23, 2014 16:03:01 GMT 10
Wishing one & all a very Happy & safe Christmas & in particular Mark T & Woowoo for keeping the forum alive.
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Post by don257 on Dec 24, 2014 5:26:18 GMT 10
Yes, Merry xmas to everyone from doug&vicki
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Post by cobber on Dec 24, 2014 7:51:13 GMT 10
Wishing all vintage caravaners a very safe and Merry Christmas where ever you are.By the sea side. Or in the outback. The Cobbers.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 12:59:43 GMT 10
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s, 40s and 50's they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s, 40s and 50's it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."
Merry Christmas one and all !
May your tree not be dead, and be decorated with onions!
Mark & Woo woo
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Post by Geoff & Jude on Dec 24, 2014 13:17:31 GMT 10
hi all merry christmas and a safe and happy new year to all. geoff 'n jude
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Post by noblesgarage on Dec 24, 2014 16:23:30 GMT 10
A Merry Christmas to all you Vintage Vanners out their and may Santa bring all that you desire. Brian
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Post by Don Ricardo on Dec 24, 2014 19:41:58 GMT 10
An even older Vintage Caravan...We wish all our V V forum friends a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful 2015. May all your travels provide an opportunity to enjoy the amazing scenery on the way, and lead you safely home at journey's end.
Don and Dona Ricardo
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Post by Roehm3108 on Dec 24, 2014 20:17:56 GMT 10
Just came home from a Carols and Readings evening and really feeling more like Christmas has come. I hope you all have a very happy Christmas Day, no matter how you celebrate it, and that those travelling in their vintage caravans always stay on the high roads. Now to write tomorrow's sermon!!! Any spares Mrs Dona? Ray
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