Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2007 12:17:42 GMT 10
Hi Vintvanarians ;D
Been sittin' here drawin circles and figure 8's in the dirt. Just thunkin away to myself.
Not getting into... not getting out of it... just sittin thinkin .
Sorta bit depressed :(that i wont be at NRMA Motorfest with my east coast NSW vintage vanning buddies next January .
After several long sighs and the occassional shedding of a tear. I said to myself.... Self I said "Cheer up.. Things could be worse" so I cheered up, and sure enough "Things got worse"
I could go and buy a box of beer and go sit on a beach somewhere , consume the entire contents and get Blotto... but that would only give me a headache.
I could just sit at home and goof off... I am really, really good at goofin off.... done it since i started school.... I actually wrote a book about the subject...Took me 40 years to write 10 pages...( I kept goofing off )
No ... self said "No". Ydontcha put up a post suggestion a "Git together" of old bent, busted, rotted, corroded , mouldy caravans
Somewhere nice near the water... maybe a lake , river or beach. Somewhere down around Gosford or the entrance or maybe up Newy way... stockton, Hawks Nest........ Just need 3 days to recharge the batterys.
All of a sudden i started to cheer up. Birds began to sing, Angels playing harps,
descended from the heavens on shafts of brilliant sunlight, a choir was heard singing " The hills are alive with the sound of....... ummmmmm...... vintage caravans "... you might remember Doris Day singin a butchered up version a long time ago.
I could feel myself being lifted up and carried away by some mystical powers. The world was at peace.......
A voice rang down from the clouds...
"Oiy you... yeah you , you idgit ... why not pack the missus in the 'olden and bugger orf for da weegend someplace. Bung a post on that caravan discussion board that you make an ars@ of yourself on and see if there is any other decipals willing to follow you to the water. Dont worry about the river crossings ... i will go before you and fart .... oooops part the waters"...... It sounded just like the lord.... mind you i aint never met him , but i reckon it was 'im.
Pretty bloody thoughtfull too the old bugger....wantin ta split the creeks in halves for us and all.
So...waddya reckon Foolowers ......um followers of the vintagevan faith. we gunna make a pilgrimage somewhere next January and worship our eskys or wot.
We can leave the poseing and showin' orf Hollywood style to those in Macqaurie street on OZ Day.
It'll be a good chance to try out those new annexes that ya got off Santa at Xmas time. Ya can cremate a few snags on ya new Barbies to break em in for Mt Gambier. Ya dont wanna turn up down there with a heap of new poofy pots, pans and eating irons now do ya
Flathead and Whiting season around about that time of year too.
Might see how many cows and sheep they want as a deposit on a mainger at Tuggerah Lakes van Park?
Struth Ruth ... Just had a 'orrible thought... "Where are we gunna find 3 wise men to follow the star" .... Oh bugger it we will find our own way there aye.
So.... are ewe lot gunna save me from depression or what .
Reddo... bring beer.. bring bait...bring ;D ;D ;D sss
Footnote: Virgins will be optional ( they are bit thin on the ground up my way)
Been sittin' here drawin circles and figure 8's in the dirt. Just thunkin away to myself.
Not getting into... not getting out of it... just sittin thinkin .
Sorta bit depressed :(that i wont be at NRMA Motorfest with my east coast NSW vintage vanning buddies next January .
After several long sighs and the occassional shedding of a tear. I said to myself.... Self I said "Cheer up.. Things could be worse" so I cheered up, and sure enough "Things got worse"
I could go and buy a box of beer and go sit on a beach somewhere , consume the entire contents and get Blotto... but that would only give me a headache.
I could just sit at home and goof off... I am really, really good at goofin off.... done it since i started school.... I actually wrote a book about the subject...Took me 40 years to write 10 pages...( I kept goofing off )
No ... self said "No". Ydontcha put up a post suggestion a "Git together" of old bent, busted, rotted, corroded , mouldy caravans
Somewhere nice near the water... maybe a lake , river or beach. Somewhere down around Gosford or the entrance or maybe up Newy way... stockton, Hawks Nest........ Just need 3 days to recharge the batterys.
All of a sudden i started to cheer up. Birds began to sing, Angels playing harps,
descended from the heavens on shafts of brilliant sunlight, a choir was heard singing " The hills are alive with the sound of....... ummmmmm...... vintage caravans "... you might remember Doris Day singin a butchered up version a long time ago.
I could feel myself being lifted up and carried away by some mystical powers. The world was at peace.......
A voice rang down from the clouds...
"Oiy you... yeah you , you idgit ... why not pack the missus in the 'olden and bugger orf for da weegend someplace. Bung a post on that caravan discussion board that you make an ars@ of yourself on and see if there is any other decipals willing to follow you to the water. Dont worry about the river crossings ... i will go before you and fart .... oooops part the waters"...... It sounded just like the lord.... mind you i aint never met him , but i reckon it was 'im.
Pretty bloody thoughtfull too the old bugger....wantin ta split the creeks in halves for us and all.
So...waddya reckon Foolowers ......um followers of the vintagevan faith. we gunna make a pilgrimage somewhere next January and worship our eskys or wot.
We can leave the poseing and showin' orf Hollywood style to those in Macqaurie street on OZ Day.
It'll be a good chance to try out those new annexes that ya got off Santa at Xmas time. Ya can cremate a few snags on ya new Barbies to break em in for Mt Gambier. Ya dont wanna turn up down there with a heap of new poofy pots, pans and eating irons now do ya
Flathead and Whiting season around about that time of year too.
Might see how many cows and sheep they want as a deposit on a mainger at Tuggerah Lakes van Park?
Struth Ruth ... Just had a 'orrible thought... "Where are we gunna find 3 wise men to follow the star" .... Oh bugger it we will find our own way there aye.
So.... are ewe lot gunna save me from depression or what .
Reddo... bring beer.. bring bait...bring ;D ;D ;D sss
Footnote: Virgins will be optional ( they are bit thin on the ground up my way)