Reddo bags a "Fugly"

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Warning : Parental Guidences Recommended.. read on.....

Start with scarey background music
....and the coloured girls go..
do, do, do, do........ do, do, do, do...


Its late on a windy and wet friday night and mad professor Reddo is quietly working away in the loft of "the shed of invention"at Barnsville
He has sent all his slave labour home early from Reddotel enterprises and its just him and the bats in the bellfrie.
The fly poop splatter 25 watt light yellowing light bulb is flickering away providing just enough light to let the professor insert a wick into the last of the"Black powder red cigar" xmas presents he has been preparing for his workers, there is a draught coming from the fridge.. in fact about 6 long necks of draught in the past hour ,
The bats are complaining about having to eat upsidown and then poo upwards.... yuuuuukkkk
the loft smells like a chinese wrestlers jock strap
"bloody bats... useless damn things you'se are.. why dont yas move out and get your own flat.

Just then clock struck midnight ......a strange scratching noise is heard on the roof of the shed.. ( do, do, do, do.. do, do, do, do.. thank you again coloured girls)....shortly followed by an "ooockity OOOOOoo... coo.. coo .. Ooocity Oo... Oh No!!... the scratching moves from the ridgecap to the gutter followed by a dull thud on the porch.
"Ooookitty Ooooo Ooookity THUD....oooooooooo... bugger". The pidgeon has slid off the roof and landed on its head in the wet and windy conditions.
Twas one of Reddos prized red chequer messenger pidgeons coming in to roost. He got 10 out of 10 for flying at pidgeon flight school but never attended landing classes.
Prof Reddo grabs the bird and notices a message tapped to its now broken leg.

It reads..
"Come quick Proff Reddo there is this horrible fugly thing terrorising the small outpost of Botswanna... Dozens of people dying from shock / horror... horses being spooked.. cattle found in paddocks with heads chewed off.. Virgins are becoming "unvirged" ....Come quick.. bring big gun"

Hugs and kisses.. love Stanley Livingstone...""

Poor old Stan.. too much time in the bush has sent him gay...
"Jeeves my good man" .. "yes master Reddo.. " I say Jeeves we look like we are on another mission.."yes ,master.....

Better pack the yaks and prepare for an expidition into the wilds of botswanna Jeevsey. Old Gay Stan has got himself in trouble again. Gunna need the 50 calibre Hawkins , 20lbs of black powder and a mule load of lead shot....
Tits been 40 years since my great great grandad Reddo locked horns with a "fugly"... God damn hideous things they are jeeves... oh and pack a pair of fresh undies too.. Once you see these Fuglys you will poop your pants and i aint copping you on the yak with fouled pants. Dont want you smelling like the northern end of a south bound camel now do we young Jeeves.. "Yes master Reddo"...umm I mean... "No master reddo"....

Attaboy Jeevsey now get packing and wake me at Sparrafart tomorrow morning, its gunna be a big day out on the hunt.
"Make sure you water the dog and take the flowers for a walk too. "
....
WEEEEEELLL FOLKS
What has our intrepid "Fugly huntin' Reddo" got himself into this time........
Will he fit a long neck 6 pack on the Yak
Will Jeeves crap his dacks
Will Reddo come home with a "fugly trophy rack"

Tune in tomorrow when you will here Reddo say " Sniff , sniff can you smell that Jeeves.. It smells like we are getting close to that stinking, rotten , foul smelling , feral fugly" Gad wot old son.....................................................................................................uuuuummmmm , Sorry sir i need to borrow the Sorbent. ;D

Dont come back folks.. we will be right away ;D

Reddoldmuzzeloaderfromwayback

[fbmad]

ROFL ;D ;D ;D

Reddo, you have FAR too much time on your hands
That said, I hope you NEVER run out of time!! ;D

Looking forward with anticipation to the next thing the cat drags home!!

Terry.

[wildmanaus]

So Reddo how you go wiyh the TD Slasn horse floot thing
Wildmanaus

[Deleted]

G'Day Wildy
"A teardrop crossed with a horse float ??... I have sent you a cheque for $10.. please send me a pound of those mushrooms you've been boiling up .\
Geez mate .. and here is me thinking i had a good imagination..wooo hooo ;D

Fugly Hunt Part 2>>>
and this is where the story really starts

Its dawn saturday and reddo is up before the dawn... (she likes to sleep in.)
Down to the stables to check on Jeeves and the yaks.
"morning jeevsey"..."ha waaa... its 5.00am sir reddo "
Yes i know my bumbling assistant but Fuglys wait for no -one , and if we dont get on its trail early we will loose it...( as if we havent already "lost it" )

So 6.00am sees the expidition head off over the great divide into the great wastelands of "two heads" and 11 fingers... yes folks you guessed it....."Cessnock here we come" .
From a rough sketch on the red chequer pidgeons bald parchment forehead ( it got that way from crash landing all the time ) Proffesor Reddo could make out a rough map which would take him though some inhorsepiddle country.. .. Yes folks right into Knights supporters and Andrew Johns haunts... scarey stuff eh ??

The sun grew higher and hotter.. biggera and highera.. and hottera... as the hunting party crested a ridge they caught first glimpses of Gay Stan the missionary waving to them from the roof of an old perscilla clipper bus with a silk hanky in his hand.
He was dressed in safari suit that only a prominent fibreglass van owner from Newcastle would wear ;D it was complimented with gold sequence
"Watch him jeeves, Dont let your gaurd down .. Stan could be a bigger problem than the fugly!!
"yes master Reddo"

Stan rushed up and greeted the party... and said in a very LOLA type voice. "Hi big guys.. ooooo you look absolutely super in that outfit.. veeeerrrryyy butch." he went on to report that the fugly was down in the backyard of a villagers house on Mt View Road... it had camped there over night and was asleep at the moment.
It had eaten 4 cows and had its wicked way with 4 virgins over night..
"Geez Stan ... 4 virgins ... Didnt think there was any left in Cessnock nudge, nudge wink, wink say noooo more.
"Oh you are the bragger proffessor Reddo"
The rabble made thier way down to the Fugly nest. They rigged the yaks for silent running... slippers on their hoofs , corks up their bums and pumpkins in thier mouths.
Closer .....and closer..... they gotted .
Prof Reddo raised his arm.. and a waft of what smelt like parmessian cheese emitted from his truckies singlet and drifted back through the hunting party. every dismounted from thier yaks, fell to thier knees and threw up .
"jeeves my good man" ..cough.. splutter .. "yes master reddo.". I reckon we can take this fugly alive. The reptile park at Gosford is paying big money for trophy fuglyies.
Load the tranquiliser gun and let me have it....."yes sir.. right away."
Jeeves loaded the dart into the gun and went to hand it to Prof Reddo.. ......( insert her the noise of a dart gun going off) ."kafffooonk" .. .. the gun went off and hit reddos yak in the bum . The yak let out a blood curdling Mmmmmmmmmooooooooo its eyes croosed and went all doey , it collapsed into disneyland with its tongue hanging out the corner of its mouth.
"Jeeves you bloody D#ckhead waddya doin, hand me that gun"
Reddo loaded another dart and shot Jeeves in the butt. Jeeves let out a blood curdling Mmmmmooo, his eyes croosed and went all doey, and then he slumped into disneyland.
"Bloody goose ..last time i am bringing ya huntin with me"
"Stan flew straight into action .. first giving mouth to mouth to the yak, and then focussing his attentions on poor old Jeevsey.


What unfolded next is too vulgar to type here folks . This is a P.G story .so the story will have to end here for today.

Stay tuned to 104.Reddo FM and be here tomorrow night when the saga will continue.

Disclaimer: Although there is unsavoury sexual references in this story . The author does not condon being a virgin for any longer than is necessary ;D

Its been a real pleasure ... for you to talk to me

Reddontouchthedarts

[firefighter]

Hey Reddo

me think you are the one on boiled mushrooms .......you must lay
awake at night with our hand on some thing no sane man could come up with a story like this .....
can not wait till tomorrow night to hear the end of this story ;D
F/F ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Deleted]

Ok Guys
I feel i should take a reality check.
The fugly hunt has gone on long enough.
F/F geoff the truth is i dont know what i am going to type until i sit in front of the computer and log on.
They interviewed .." Harry Potters" creator J.K Rollings the other night ( 180 million dollars in the pocket last year) on TV . she said she use to go to a cafe or pub with her baby and wait for it to go to sleep and then start writing.
So i deduced that her imagination is fuelled by coffee or beer.. i like to think it is the latter.. dont you
Now i aint no brain surgeon but i figure if people can line up for a week to buy her books and get her signatiure then i reckon that its blokes like you and me who are the mugs in this world.
Imagination is good and a sense of himour is priceless. Perhaps i will try and moderate both until i retire and then milk the world with a book of 'reddo adventures"

So.. to save anyone dying before i get to the end of the Fugly Hunt. i will post the pix of what a fugly is. TONIGHT.

Tommorrow i will explain how i came to get it.


At first sight it looks like a cut down van. It isnt.
hear ya go and sorry waffling on for so long

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Ok this is where the bullshit stops. when i first seen it i thought exactly what you are thinking.. a standard van with ethe back cut off.. right?? Wrong.
Look again . It has independant suspension .
The last 2ft looks like an "Add on" its not.
One of the pictures looking through the back door shows the Jaguar like centre mount . this is the pivot point for the VW like rear end.
The draw bar has no overide coupling but it has a brake pedal above the right side axle it is actuated by a rod from a shock absorber type thing that pushes on a master cylinder which rotates a rod that applies the brakes. there is a rod that pivots across to the left side brake drum.
Cobber will be happy to know it has 3 stud 15 inch wheels .
soory mate cant help with abearing cup, but we will share that spare wheel you got offme a while back.
Although not shown in the picture there is 2 chrome dome hubcaps that look like early cortina hubcaps. no inscription on them.

When you open the back doors and step inside you are still standing on the ground. There use to be a fold down step mechanism that i will need to resurrect to make it watertight when travelling. otherwise it looks like a bomb hatch on a B52 bomber.
On the left behind the axle is the kitchen with overhead cupboards. The sink has been removed. On the right is a full wardrobe . there is a 12 volt regulator in there with wires heading out in all directions.
Once you step over the axle mount you enter a sunken lounge area from the axle to roughly level with the portholes.

The van is 2 metres wide so it use to have a east /west top and bottom bunk set up at the very front.
The timber frame is very well constructed and so is the chassis..
There does not appear to be any "grub" in the wood work.
The draw bar is short and will need some consideration on the rebuild. May need to make it a bit longer to allow for the metre either side of centre width of the van.
A fair bit of lateral thinking has gone into the van and it shows. The sides extend down a fair bit below chassis level giving a "sleded' look about it.
Ply cladding is in poor condition and will need a complete"reskin"
It sits with the wheels leaning out past what is left of the 4" curved ply mudguards . sorta like an empty VW beetle. Lends its self to air bag suspension if i decide to use it as a bike transporter come overnight accomodation.
The back doors are all out of square and i will need to do a complete rebiuld here to square things up. i have had a good look at the last 2 foot of this van and it doesnt appear to be "An afterthought" . With all the other non conventional features of this thing i reckon its one mans attempt at "Going against the normal"... (sorta describes me and my style of posts down to the ground eh??)

Even though the axle is well back i can pick the draw bar up off the ground and place it on a towball.
No i didnt tow it home. My bro and i "rescued" it on a 2.5 metre wide trailer.

Its future
I am known as "The axe murderer " on the forum after what i did to that lovely old scrap aluminium van that was heading to the tip. would have been much happier there than ending up a replica TD.
I feel that this thing needs a cuddle ... and as you all know.. even fuglys like a cuddle occassionally.
Or in the words of Burt munro .. on " the worlds fastest Indian".
... "Even dirty old men need loving too"... aint that right Cobber

Oh bye the way.. the timber trailer is another resto venture ... might end up an 1899 Blaxland , wentworth and lawson "covered wagon" vintage van.....bagged that one in Limpopo... Oooops there i go again telling fibs
. Just thought it might make a good "B double" shot

As i stated in the last post i will give the true story on how i ended up with the fugly .. tomorrow.. or perhaps i should keep telling the "Reddo bags a fugly story"
Now if you will excuse me i have to go feed the "Gay yaks and virgin pigeons "... then its off to bed with my hand on"it"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Reddo.. aka steptoe.

[chippydave01]

Thats the way ,its great to see the rs bondwood president dragging them home ,saving them and leading by example.Has a slight resemblance to when a propert is in its open position ,portholes even has saloon bar doors at the back.Man Im lost for words.By the way reddo you change the wheels on the ek more than i have baked dinners,you got stop doing burnouts and throwing on another set each time .Cheers Dave

[wildmanaus]

Hello all
It does look like a cross between the td and a horse float
Wildmanaus

[Deleted]

C/D
Wheels are same as those at Blacktown .
Lost 2 "dustbin lids " on the way home.
Last thing i seen was one going through the grill of a lete model Falcon.. was gunna stop.. then thought "FORD"
and kept going.
Got home and tore the other 2 off. gunna sandblast the chrome off the 14" steel elstar wheels and paint 'em aka Jailbar Silver or green heavy metalflake.. .. bingo .. no more polishing

Wildy
Yup.. i told ya it was a TD for shetland ponies

Reddo.. "Pres Royal Society for capture and preservation of Plywood Fuglys"

[Don Ricardo]

Reddo,

I'm lost for words!!

But then again there are plenty of modern caravan makers turning out small vans with entry via a rear door. The pics of your new acquisition shows that there is nothing - or at least hardly anything - new under the sun. Maybe yours was a Jayco prototype? ;D ;D

I was pretty impressed with the B-double though, until you disillusioned me. ;D ;D

Don Ricardo

[cobber]

'arold,

I know your heart's in the right place son, and your minds going full bore all the time, but I'd channel all your enthusiasim into fixing that trailer up into what you keep telling me you're going to do with it..... a replica "covered wagon".
The Fugly looks like good eBay fodder to me, it even makes oil drum lane look messy.
If you don't change your ways soon boy you aint ever going to get a "long term relationship going with a bit of fluff".

Your lov'in father,

albert.

[Deleted]

G'Day .. dad, Albert, cobber mate.

I am surprised at your reply...
I mean here i am risking life and limb hunting down and rescueing a Fugly piece of " Australias touring heritage" an you .. the resident forum librarian and ace number one restorer....... telling me its a piece of "ebay fodder".

Feelings old mate... I've got feelings

You have completely shattered my faith in restorers being a caring and sharing lot. I am now depressed and getting .. morra depressder each day

It just so happens i have had a few "expressions of interests" to purchase this rare and endangered fuglyvan from other forum members. So thankfully i feel that i am justified in bringing it home and planning a resorrection/restoration. ... of some sort:P

Coor blimey Albert .. next thing ya know you will be turning to the hot rodding dark side and putting mag wheels on your FJ...
Ooooooooooooooo i can hear the yelping and snarling from here ;D

Yours sincerely in restorationess

Reddo ... Custodian of a Fugly shetland pony horse float ;D.

[tinnie]

I am heartily dissapointed Reddo.
I thought you had hooked the fugly up to Eddie yoot and towed it home. Then I learn you trailered it.
Where's the adventure in that! ;D

Nice save mate. Sunken lounge area, barn doors, front bunk. I reckon it has the makings of a mobile Bar .
I can see it now - Reddosvvbarandgrill.

Cheers,

Tinnie

[Deleted]

Ppppppppppppppsssssttttt
Pppppppsssssssstt
hey little boy.....
cmhere
cmhere........

Wanna see a picture of a FULL GROWN NAKED FUGLY

oOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAA
Thats obscene...
oh my god , oh my god...........I can see his underwear

The hub caps cleaned up like new
wobble wobble

the studs and trusses are a bit wobbly without the 3ply walls and roof. lots of dry rot to be sorted out if i decide to resurrect this van.


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Now all can be revealled. The weirdo fugly braking system .



How can you have brakes in the 1940s without cables or hydraulics.
Simple you run a giant solenoid ( in this case i think the id plate says 24 volt. Cessnock had plenty of coalminers back then. probably stole the hardware from the pit ) that activates via the brake light wire. You run a rod onto a car pendulm brake pedal and arm seen here in the photo.. from there you run a rod to a chassis mounted transverse rod that in turn operates a cam operated lever on either side to a baking plate.
brake release is helped via the big horizontal shock absorber seen in the top of the picture. it has an adjustable spring in its internals sorta like a guaze door closer mech.

Dont care whatcha got ta say about this set up.. I have been on this forum for 3 years and as ya know i dont miss much. I aint seen someything like this before on the forum. maybe someone can enlighten us with an advert from one of Kieths books for an aftermarket electric brake system from the 40s or early fifties. I dont know when this van was constructed but keep in mind the wheels are 3 stud 15 inch gotta be late 40s through to mid 50s
The fugly has secrets that are yet to be revealled.

As i said in my original post." One mans idea of how to build a van back in the 40's" .... ooooh .....if only the "rank and file" van builders had listened to this builder.

This constructor was way ahead of his time.
Maybe because he lived in Cesnock and had the luxury of 2 heads..
Sorry Cessnock ..... just kidding

Reddo......takerinnera of all things timber and fugly ;D

[chippydave01]

How fugly is that braking system, looks like the ol scab up anything after the war era.Never seen one of them braking systems on a 70s plastic van,definately part of our touring heritage reddo.
Hey Reddo these days they charge suckers $12 a bag of firewood at servos hope your using that old ply you demolished wisely

[cobber]

Mr. Reddo...sir,

I get the impression you are of two minds as to whether you will restore this van you call "Fugly".

What you have is a very unique example of "Australia's touring heritage" and I would suggest you have an obligation to restore this rare historical item to it's former glory... I kid you not.

Wouldn't hurt to put that photo of it's framework in the appropriate thread in the "technical" section either, and maybe you could start a thread on "strange and fugly brake systems"

Cobber.

[Deleted]

Wobble, wobble

Am i hearing you right Cobber . Do my eyes decieve me or was it your brother that wrote" "The Fugly looks like good eBay fodder to me" ;D.

I spent about..oooooooooooo.. ...3 minutes stripping the external ply while i was in "destroy" mode on saturday morning.
I was ready to move onto "The wrecking ball" phase of the demolition when this angellic like voice whispered in my ear.

"Ehat are you doing Reddo.....Put down that hammer.. think of the history you are about to obliviate ( word of the day )"

I now find myself in the "flip flop" stage of things. One minute demolich. Next minute, restore, next minute after that demolish to floor and reconstruct to my own design but in a similar style as the original Fugly style and shape .

Trish is keen for me to keep it and rebuild it.
Bloody hard to get enthusiastic about something when your heart is not in it.

Add to all this the likelihood of the "lake pearl" van coming home for a likely restoration, The farm trailer come covered wagon project begging for a start, and the last minute descision to purchase another towcar on ebay last night .
All adds up to one big Hotchbotch of projects.
Might have to employ a few old restorers or start one of them Neighbourhood drop in centres i see on TV for retiree carpenters, cabinetmakers and or boat builders .
Sorta " Child labour " but at the "other end of the scale"

Hmmmmmm the old buggers would probably eat me out Monty Carlos and tim Tams and then complain about the brand of coffee i give 'em.

Lets hope i am in the restore mode next time i head down the yard with an axe in my hand.

Reddo

[tinnie]

Mobile bar Reddo! ;D

Can't possibly demolish, anyway, a man can never have too many projects (unless you ask the lovely Mrs Gristy )

Gristy

[Deleted]

Dear vintage van feends.....um friends
It is with a heavy heart and a heavy hammer that i have to break this news to you.
After 4 attempts to find a home for the fugly van
. 2 via ebay.
. 1 via this site as a giveaway
and finally i rang "DOCS" stating that i could no longer support the fugly van i decided that the fugly should be given a respectable farewell.

So with chainsaw, axe and 12lb hammer i did what i had to done

It was a moving service and the minister told the congregation that the old fugly had lead a good life but in his twilght years he had become frail, unstable and full of wood cancer.
here are pictures of his slow and sad demise

He had suffered for quite a while...

at one stage he tried reinventing himself and coming back as a glorified chinese rickshaw

eventually he gave up.... here is a picture of what slowed him down ( Thems the brakes.. and the suspension might i add )

here is a picture of the hearse leaving the funeral parlour



and so as he swings happily in the scrappys excavator we bid our friend the fugly a heartfelt "Goodbye......

I am sorry folks i am gunna havta sign off ... the grief is overcoming me

[tinnie]

Reddo!
What have you done?
What heanous crime against timber caravans have you committed?
Will the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bondwood Caravans strike you from their members list?
Will you be sued for discrimination against 'fugly' caravans?
How will you sleep at night?
Or did you simply have a few too many Tooheys News and trip over the chainsaw on the way to the WC?
Have I given you enough BS yet?

Gristy ;D ;D ;D

[Deleted]

Now now Gristy
I ask you show us a bit of respect while we are grieving the loss of the fuglyvan.

Here is the Uligy.
I titled it
"The king is dead.. but he's not forgotten
This is the story of "Fugly rotten"

Ahem... I will ask you all to bow your heads.

"An angry crowd had gathered in the street
The fugly-o-van.. they had come to meet
They where upset n angry with hate in thier eyes
about his colour, ....his shape ..and...his size

A dozen guns spit fire and lead
A moment later
The fuglyvan was stone motherless dead
The crowd began to shout and cheer
Nowhere was there a shed of tears
for the van they called "Fugly-o"

He leaves behind no sons or daughters
just rotten ply and rusty steel
for the enjoyment of........scrap yard sorters.

Things wont be the same without "Old Fug" around
The flowers are wilting
and have slumped to the ground
but the good news is there is plenty of old ply vans
in barns , shed and orchards........ still to be found ;D ;D ;D ;D

R.I.P - Fred Fugly
1948 - 2007

Reddo .... specialising in tasteless funerals for all makes of caravans

[willyn]

The TRUTH about Fugly Van What really happened that terrible day Fugly bit the dust


Fugly Rotten was a van he was a Brave van
in fact he was a pensioner van sorta like Cobber
in a funny kind of way
fugly put his trust in Reddowood Restoration clinic "HUH"
listened to the brazen speel
about we can do it for you !!!!!!!!
come in fugly and after we finish with you I Guarantee you wont know yourself "RIGHT"

Im afraid Ive heared that kind of talk before can see a pattern forming here
and Ive seen it for awhile
and to be quite frank its not looking good for you mr dotel~~~~~
here at willpower and Kennedy private investigation services we have had some disturbing reports about what goes on inside the shed of invention
Little does Dotel Know we have a stooge
YES thats right a STOOGE on the inside feeding us with ongoing information on a daily basis about the disgusting and vile inventions coming out of there on a regular basis

I know your type use sweet talk to lure these unsuspecting vin vans to Reddo_tels vin van spa and regenerating centres
Fill them full hope
sit them under the tree with some shade a couple of quiet and relaxing days
I can see it now Fugly is feeling good real good
he has been given hope that his aging skin will be restored to the its former glory
Fugly sees a promotional photo of "Matilda" and others adorning the Walls of Mr Dotels clinic Walls
Will I look Like Matilda mr Dotel will I huh!! ;D

Fugly put great hope in reddotels new generation vin- tox (shed of invention a vin van first for broken and homeless and aging Vintage Vans
What a humiliating experience for a homeless van
promises promise promises after the first week using dotels vintox
nothing absolutely nothing !!!!!!!!!
in fact my skin has got worse and I cant raise so much as a sweat
you will have to raise the bar a bit better than that mr dotel
fugly says to mr dotel I am thinking about suing for" breach of promise "
Reddotel starts to think about this threat and of course after spending years sweet talking vin vanners through out Australia and in fact the entire globe
he looks at his stubby fingers that are worn away to the first knuckle from keyboard typing the endless hours in dotels modern
premises all of the progress the fame the! the! the popularity
and thinks to himself
I will have non of this
If this scandal gets out it will be the ruination of Reddotel industries as we know it today
I will have to put that dastardly Willpower and kennedy of the scent
wait a minute!!!!!!!!
who could the plant be
OHHH NO!!!!could it be Kennedys pint size cousin
Ill fix that that pint size runt Ill give him a double dose of reddotels vinvaniagra and well see how he likes that
why I will kill the little mongrel
Dotel loses the plot he chases little ken kennedy with an axe
thats right an axe
a bloody big axe little ken has reported to us in confidence
little ken is hiding in the tank of a vintage bike
wait what is this
oh no
oh no this cant be happening !!!!
dotel is in the yard laying into Fugly Van
he is smashing fugly van again and again shouting I will take you down with me you out ugly ugly fugly van
Well folks you will have to wait until tommorrow night tfind out what HAPPENS TO COUSIN KEN AND what the future holds for other vin vans that are being held against there will at reddo tel industries
What hold does he have over them
it it a some kind of secret vin van sect or is it blackmail ??
what will Dotel do with fuglys remains
is there a black market for body parts

fortunately I think others like gristy and Kaybee and chippydave have also cottoned on to the lies the deceipt the desicration
that has been a part of this site for best part of two years now
but as you heard last week Reddotel industries are an expanding affair
yes thats right its expanded to WA
and that sign writing son of a gun Daggsey has purchased a franchise
and called it daggottel industries and as we speak they are both up to no good I can feel it
What is the next move is it corrugated vin van Caravans ?
who knows !!!
until more is uncovered we will remain incognito and Little Ken will remain hidden

Willpower and kennedy Investigation services
seeking truth and justice for Vin Vanners everywhere

[Deleted]

;D ;D ;D ;D
Hey WA midget... if you think the Fuglys demise is scandalous ... hows about this for disturbing news.......

I've got another 10 vintage van bodies in barrells full of acid in a disused bank down at Snowtown .. South Australia

Short arse Kennedy will be body number 11 once i get him out of my Norton tank. .

I do not view myself as a murderer....... Just an owner of a "health farm" for vintage caravans....."Mercy killings" are just one of the services we offer.

Fugly had stated in his last "WILL and testicals" that he wanted to have a quiet "send off" when he finally came to the end of the vintage van road and could no longer leave his 5.00 x 15 marks on this wide brown land.
We at Reddotel pride ourselves in sensitive and caring funerals for fuglys and the likes. See it not as a murder my good man ... we ask that you see it as more of a "cleansing of fuglyness" from the face of this earth.

If you really wanted to help our aging vans you would send a generous $$$$$$$$$ donation to
"Reddotel international Vintagevan health Farm"
C/- Happy Acres NSW
Home for the armless, the legless , the blind and insane ( and fugly) vintage caravans

The money would be channeled into research into the iradica.. irritattta......ummmm........ iratt....... removal of wood rot , termites and unwanted splinters from aging ply vans all around the world....... (See i told ya we are a caring bunch of murderers)

Meanwhile i have contacted my solicitors ... you will be hearing from them shortly.
Better oil up that wallet ..... i am gunna take ya to the cleaners for slander.

Reddo
Managing director ..... The Reddotel ( just moved off shore) group of companies.

[willyn]

check out Grandpa fugly heading for the same fate as fugly
I just rocked up to noblesgarage and he was preparing grandpa fugly for the cremation

kinda sad really a 1938 piece of history leaving us
nobody is interested in restoring him



Will

[tinnie]

What is this?

Is euthvanasia becoming popular ? Are we giving up on trying to cure diseases such as termitus and wood-rotterus?
Surely not

Gristy.