Just as well that I have a sense of humour.
After making a booking, I took the new teardrop for inspection today but was unsuccessful in coming away with my number plates.
Lined up no problem a half hour early
Waved into the inspection station.
Paid $22 inspection fee.
Is this a caravan? - yes
WHERE IS YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER?
Right there beside you and the smoke alarm.
Look of disappointment from the inspector.
Lights checked OK
Underside OK
Coupling OK - so far so good
Where did you get this? - built it myself (puzzled look from the inspector)
Where is your tyre information sticker - Right there sir !!!.
Where is your VIN plate?? - Right here ready to be fitted!!
It doesn't have any number on it - Ummmm you need to allocate a VIN number to me...............
Sorry, can't do that, you need to book in again to prove ownership.
I made a booking, new van, new rego, told your office all that at the time. I'm here now, have a booking, here are all my receipts for the materials, can't you register it.
Sorry, you need to book in for THAT line over there. (Indicating the line where the inspectors were strolling around scratching their bums).
OK, can't they come over and look at my receipts?
No...Can't do, separate line, separate booking. Time for a brake test.
Moved onto the rolling road and a inspector pulled the lever on the mechanical overide brakes. All seemed OK but I was mistaken.
How much does this van weigh??
480kg - you have the weighbridge ticket that I gave you.
Hmmmmm- Too light to activate the brakes.
(Quick thinking here Ken) Don't need brakes anyway as it is under 750 kg.
But if you have brakes they must work.
(More quick thinking Ken) Ok.........Ummmmmm......... Errrrr. Got it - If I remove the brake cable then.............. the brakes that don't work.......... won't work!! Would that suffice?
Yes, that would be acceptable.
Phew..............
Can't register it anyway as you don't have a VIN number......... rubber stamp 'FAIL' '$11.50 thanks for coming ring this number to book for a retest. Move along.
Grudgingly moved to the car park with a feeling of defeat. Dialed the number.
Could I have a booking please this afternoon to have ownership verified??
Sorry, booked out.
But I am at the registry now and the inspectors are having a smoke and scratching their bums.
I'll make a call to see if they can fit you in.
That would be nice.
Sorry they are too busy!!!
But it is 3:25 now and my booking was not until 3.30pm and I can see them having a smoke and scratching their bums.
Sorry, nothing I can do.
OK, OK Give me your next booking.
Monday next at 11.30am
Thanks, now can those guys clear the 'FAIL' after they issue a VIN No. on monday.
?
No. That is a separate booking.
You mean I need 3 bookings total.
Not usually ......... we stuffed up your booking.
So it would be really nice if I didn't need to come back a 3rd time don't you think??
Next booking to look at your VIN plate with a number and put a rubber stamp on your paperwork to clear the 'FAIL' is 3 weeks away.
Maybe if you go talk to them they might help.
You mean things might change?
Back into the registry and the original inspector is playing on his computer.
Could I talk to you for a moment??
Yes, OK
Do you think it would be possible for you guys to put a 'PASS' stamp on my paper work if I come back again in THAT line over there on monday and get a VIN No. and show them my receipts??
Oh!! All right, I think I could do that.
I am now on my third rum and coke......... the blood pressure is subsiding...........
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND............... Now how many rum and cokes do I have left??
Ken